The Ultimate Excuse List

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“It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame”.

Over the years I’ve heard some very creative alibis. This list is intended to simplify the problems of selecting the proper alibi to suit the occasion. This handy check list should help expedite the process………..

Not enough sleep
Need supplements
Not enough weight training
I didn’t think
I’m building slowly for the future
Saw draw and relaxed
Racket strung too tight
Don’t like outdoors
Too sunny
Don’t like clay
Courts too fast
Too warm
Shoes too tight
Can’t play when behind
Too many matches
Played too loose
Opponent cheats
Started too slow
Racket strung too loose
Can’t play when ahead
Match too early
Tape too tight
Forgot sunglasses
Can’t play friends
Need glasses
No warm up time
Didn’t know it was pro set
Didn’t want to hit more than 4 balls
Lost my forehand

Too much sleep
Too many vitamins
Too much heavy lifting
Over thinking
Peaked to soon
Saw draw and choked
Strung too loose
Don’t like Indoors
Too cloudy
Don’t like hardcourts
Courts to slow
Too cold
Shoes too loose
Can’t play ahead
Not enough matches
Played too tight
Linesman blind
Started way too fast
Strung too tight
Can’t play when behind
Match started too late
Couldn’t find my tape
Lost sunglasses
Can’t stand that player
Need Contacts
Too much warm up time
Didn’t know it was no ad
Didn’t want to play pusher
Lost my backhand

If you have any new excuses………..